February 2011
Reblog if you're going to have a totally awesome...
concubineofawesome:
I have one like once a month. Got to prepare, ya know?
January 2011
That awkward moment when you decide to call Eric...
beelwithit:
I wish I could ask the sexiest person alive to be...
But it would be pretty weird asking myself.
Faceboooooooooook
hatethisandilloveyoumore:
when girls have the worst DP like:
& everyone’s like *OMG hot, i love ur smile there*
& I’m all like:
LOL!
I will never forget this :’)
When people interrupt me while I'm reading
aru-yo:
alyaae:
They expect my reaction to be something like:
When really, my reaction is something like:
my life.
So, how did Bruno Mars know she had her eyes wide...
Does that mean his eyes were open too?
That awkward moment when you're sitting in class...
When You Forgot To Do Your Homework .
When people argue via Facebook status.
valuhreejonas:
Hahahaha
If I text a person in the same room as me, I stare...
The awkward moment when you have a new follower...
playthekeys:
I want a guy who lets me wear his clothes. Who...
When someone is telling a story and you know the...
Reasons why I'm single:
I’m ugly.
I’m awkward as fuck.
I have a weird sense of humor that no one gets.
I really can’t understand how a relationship works.
I’m super boring. I don’t talk too much.
The only guy I wanna be with wouldn’t want a girl like me.
Please please please be the one to change this.
Party Like it's 1999
dappledthings21:
If you played with Barbies,
Polly Pocket,
Beanie Babies,
Tamagotchi,
Slip N’ Slide,
And Satan Furbies,
Listened to the Backstreet Boys, Britney Spears, NSync and the Spice Girls
On Hit Clips, a Boom Box, or a Walkman,
Collected and traded Pokemon cards,
Wrote with Gel Pens,
Wore butterfly clips,
And Snap Bracelets,
And remember watching...
My boyfriend was eager to meet my Mom, despite my...
The Soundtrack of My Life
instructions: 1. open your library (itunes, media player, ipod, etc) 2. put it on shuffle 3. press play 4. for every question, type the song that’s playing 5. when you go to a new question, press the next button 6. don’t lie and try to pretend you’re cool… opening credits: Time after time by Cyndi Lauper waking up: Bust a Move by Glee Cast first day of school: ...
When a girl walks by me and gives me an attitude...